facebook whore

when your girlfriend who supposedly loves you, continually and repeatedly flirts with other boy's on facebook. when confronted on this, she giggles and plays dumb....

some wanker: so i just thought id add u if thats cool wiv u??? u look rele nice and i just wanted to get to know u betta....

what my girlfriend should have said: i suppose its ok if u add me, tho i have a boyfriend who i love and could never replace...so theres no chance of anything happening.

my girlfriends actual response: yeah thats cool, du add all the fit girls like me lol ;-) how comes u think im nice? everyone thinks im mean lol lol :-P

me: facebook whore....

by dario lyo September 30, 2007

Facebook Phantom

Sneaky creatures that lurk in the shadows and gather intelligence/date from facebook pages of loved ones, friends, enemies, and coworkers. They never comment on status or even like a photo from time to time. But they are ever so present and mind-devouring all updates on your page. In the future they may use these status updates against you in a random conversation in "real life". Be careful as a facebook phantom wears many masked and cannot be stereotyped. It could be your friend, foe, or even a stranger.

My mom told me to watch my mouth on facebook via "message" she's a fucking facebook phantom!

by DJ Sensae October 8, 2010

Facebook Pimpin

The act of meeting people using Facebook applications with the intentions of eventually having sexual relations with them.

Jason spent all night facebook pimpin and has girls lined up around the world.

by Busta Bus October 9, 2008

Facebook serious

When a romantic relationship reaches the stage where both parties declare on their Facebook profiles that they are "In a relationship with" the other. Simply "In a relationship" does not count, the girlfriend/boyfriend's name must be displayed.

Used mainly in a banter-ish way towards the male.

Charles Dean is in a relationship with Jasmine French

Jack King: may i be the first to say

facebook serious

by Lee Reid September 24, 2010

Facebook Offed

Being the victim of facebook vandalism due to leaving your profile open and unattended while others are present. Usually limited to changing of one's status and almost universally used to imply homosexuality in the victim. Refers to the famous Nicholas Cage film Faceoff and hte college humor sketch Facebook Off.

"So chris, last night your status was "Chris loves to take it in the butt all the time from beautiful bronzed body builders. I love getting railed by dudes." What was up with that?"
"Oh, i left my profile up and i got Facebook Offed by my little brother."

by randothefungiman November 9, 2009

Facebook molestation

Less severe than Facebook rape, only the status is changed to something humiliating. The rest of the profile is untouched.

Keith did not appreciate the Facebook molestation and for the record, does not love the cock.

by McChaff May 11, 2009

Facebook Enabler

A person who responds in a Tony Robbins-esque way to blatant posts for sympathy

poorme: Omg my life sucks, when will the smiles come back, why me?

facebook enabler: buck up little camper, it's always darkest before the dawn, you're a good person and I LOVE YOU!

by kellygirl2968 August 18, 2010