JD VANCE
Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.
by Yum yum police July 22, 2024
Get the couch humpermug. Did you do her last night?
Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.
Well at least you got the poon.
*High five*
Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.
Well at least you got the poon.
*High five*
by firmgrasper February 9, 2014
Get the couch stankmug. describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.
My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."
by nothing here, don't look at me March 5, 2024
Get the Couch-potatousmug. A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
Get the sitting couchmug. by Trill Gang December 29, 2018
Get the Couch Puddlemug. Example: What are you doing right now, are you going anywhere? No I am couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.
by Jay Reid April 25, 2020
Get the COUCHINGmug.