Person: Can I have have Coke?
Waiter: We don’t have that. Is Pepsi okay?
Person: *gets out shooty shooty bang bang*
Waiter: We don’t have that. Is Pepsi okay?
Person: *gets out shooty shooty bang bang*
by Flicderist I know it is dead July 29, 2020

A delicious dish invented by skillful YouTuber Matt Rose for his 5K sub special consisting of two bags of Haribo Cola Gummy Bears that you put in a pan, let them cook for a bit till they melt, afterwards you pour two 330 ml cans of Coca-Cola (a total of 660 litres) and let it cook for a few minutes (according to the Michelin Chef himself, to test if it is done, take your wooden ladle and drag it across the pan, if it leaves a distinct line for a few moments, you are done! Then pour your concoction onto two triangle-shaped slices of toast (without the crust) and enjoy your tasty meal!
by Crispy Concords July 10, 2023

by ________________-------------- May 27, 2018

I got my ass kicked by rich hippies for selling them this amazing new drug known as Italian Coke.....turns out, it's just finely grated Parmesan Cheese.
by CreamyFartz January 14, 2023

Mix period blood and diarrhea into a liter of coke. For an extra punch, you can pee and make it lemon cherry.
by Idomydefsirlnumber2 August 28, 2025

by KERWK May 5, 2022

guy 1: hey thats nice the waiter brought us salt
guy 2: DONT EAT IT SNIFF IT
guy 1: aahhh i see its coke isnt it!
guy 2: DONT EAT IT SNIFF IT
guy 1: aahhh i see its coke isnt it!
by xX_anonymoussubscriber_Xx May 22, 2017
