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Cockney conservative

People who live in affluent areas of London Strawberry Hill, but down play their wealth and act gangster, or UKIP and Reform voters. They have balding hair and pointy features including noses and chins. They use the words donut and whheeyyyy a lot in speech.
When walking on the streets of Twickenham , a Cockney Conservative will come and befriend you by saying ‘Mate you just gotta sit back, relax and have some fucking chicken mate eeeeeyyyyyy’
by Mr Tumnus 90 May 1, 2025
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Cocknail

A term for an explosive nail shoved in one's urethra
Dylan: Man, did you hear what happened to Brian?

Alex: Yeah!! Britney caught his ass cheating and sicked him with a cocknail!
by misslieness July 21, 2025
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Cocknasal

(Cock-Nasal)
The act of ejaculating into another person's nostril.
"Yea bros I gave her a strong Cocknasal last night"
by The Almighty God of Sin, Azuky November 23, 2025
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plastic cockney

One who puts on a fake London accent and adopts dialectical features which do not suit his/her own personality. Ultimately resulting in looking like a jeb end.
That Danny is a right plastic cockney I bet he was born in fucking Buckingham
by Rascal Mondays August 22, 2015
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Crack Cocanal

Doing a line of cocaine out of an asshole
Candy Cane was offered some meth by her dealer, but she refused, stating, "I'll just take a Crack Cocanal"
by eoz91 November 12, 2016
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Phone Cockney

n
Any sentence or grouping of words that is changed by autotext, to something meaningless and unintelligible.
My message was scrambled and I sent phone cockney!
by Woodswoman December 21, 2021
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