carpet magician

A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not

Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician

by Anomie’s November 22, 2022

carpet rodeo

1980s slang for having sex on carpet, typically living room floor or bedroom.

Jill's parents weren't home Friday night, it was a real carpet rodeo.

by Txcwboy February 08, 2022

Carpet cranberry

When a girl flicks her bean so hard it bleeds or when a girl is on her period and you decide to flick the old bean anyways

Damn Nevin last night I was with Lucy and she had a carpet cranberry

by Jimmyhat November 24, 2020

Pubic Carpet Burn

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.

Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."

by Irashmun September 24, 2018

Carpet-dildo

A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"

by Mudonna August 24, 2021

Carpet Sniffer

Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.

Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.

by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024

Carpet Troll

A person who regularly passes out on others' floors / carpets. Said person may have indulged in excessive alcohol or substance consumption. He or she may remain in this state for hours or possibly days.

John-boy drank a fifth and became my carpet troll for days. No literally.. four days.

by TigerLily7 November 11, 2010