Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

I want to fuck you again

He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

by pp cc uu October 2, 2021

Texas Birthday

One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee

Steve and I picked up a six pack after work and are gonna have ourselves a regular Texas Birthday.

by Pastalover4life March 23, 2024

Birthday Bummer

Someone who ruined another's birthday

Shelby the birthday bummer

by Turd 12380 February 23, 2013

Happy Birthday Grimace

A phrase often said in Overwatch 2 lobbies instead of slurs to not get banned

Enemy team "GG losers"
Me: "Happy Birthday grimace..."

by Nixsy924 February 11, 2024

February 4th Birthdays

bro its your boy Mason/Warrens birthday tell him happy birthday to make him feel good

Yo is February 4th Birthdays Mason/Warrens Birthday!
you should tell him happy birthday

by big mason November 9, 2019

Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart

Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave

by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019

Birthday

A special holiday that only occurs on each day that is great at your Junes

"Happy Birthday!"

by theycallmebusy October 27, 2020