Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.

"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"

by Monkey baws January 12, 2017

fat cell

A guy filled with energy with his cells having expanded 10-100 times their original size He usually fills roads, and airports single-handedly.

Look at that massive fat cell. He is a moving roadblock filled with energy. He takes the road.

by king KINDER BAR November 26, 2018

fat petes

a nice big arse

man that chick has some nice fat petes

by Lord Thos August 23, 2018

Fat basket

Stomach

"I ate way too much, my fat basket is killing me"

by Not_a_regulario January 13, 2020

Fat tope

Similar to a chode, the fat tope is fatter and topier and is general all round cock!

Guy 1: Hey have u seen Toby Roberts recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he's out banging Chodes like a fat tope
Guy 1: What a fat tope!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: for sure

by Topey Noberts August 20, 2009

fat-bike

fat-bike: A bicycle with tires that are 3.8" wide or larger. Designed for use on any and all conditions such as snow, sand, mud, singletrack trails, rough urban riding etc...

"Hey man, don't you have a tough time riding around in the winter or worry about cracks and potholes riding a bike? "

"Nope! I ride a fat-bike - i can ride over everything all the time!"

by two9mtnbikeman July 31, 2016

fat camping

when you wear the same exact color for your top and bottoms

damn look at Drew over there fat camping in all grey today.

by frayyy00 December 9, 2018