Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage or wreck what someone is doing in their device while yelling wang dong.
by AvzWasTaken November 3, 2022

That douchebag really wanted to wang-whack me at the bar, probably because he was so jealous that I was gonna tap that hot chick.
by Notawangwhacker December 18, 2009

The Wang-Baatar theory establishes a balance between energy spent on romantic relationships with other relationships in order to promote the stability of fellow women everywhere...
... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)
5) Relationship (R)
...and dependent on the combination of variables where:
B = H+ F where H or F can come first
(F + D) > or = H
The spectrum of variables:
F -- B -- H -- D -- R
... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)
5) Relationship (R)
...and dependent on the combination of variables where:
B = H+ F where H or F can come first
(F + D) > or = H
The spectrum of variables:
F -- B -- H -- D -- R
The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!
by moon&gwangster September 9, 2020

by kid.9.6 April 15, 2020

*after we finished eating the chef came to our table. He was cantonese and cooked authentic cantonese food so i searched up how to say "slay queen in chinese" and a woman on the internet said that "nu wang sha" is how you say slay queen in chinese so i gave the cghef a confident smile and confidently said* Nu wang sha! *he gave an awkward smile i hope he understood the compliment*
by h34r7l355 December 13, 2024

A wang is not like a penis. It is more than double the size of a penis and it is very rare to have one, so if you do your very lucky
Allison"Is that a wang?"
Wyatt"Yeah he's so lucky I wish I had one mine is only 2 inches!"
"What'd she do?"
"More like who'd she do, I heard the list is longer than my wang!"
"Well damn that's pretty long!!!"
Wyatt"Yeah he's so lucky I wish I had one mine is only 2 inches!"
"What'd she do?"
"More like who'd she do, I heard the list is longer than my wang!"
"Well damn that's pretty long!!!"
by wang13 November 7, 2017
