shuffle off

A euphemism for death, a contraction of "Shuffle off this mortal coil"

"What happened to the old man?"
"he's about to shuffle off"

by liquid death May 7, 2021

11 shuffle

The act of running when out of shape, which leads to severe soreness

I can't move my quads after I cam back from that 11 shuffle

by YogiBear July 25, 2012

extreme shuffle

event occouring on random playlist, jumping from one style of music to a complete departure. usually resulting in schizoid, discontinuous listening habits

how can you listen to sigur ross then napalm death?

i have an appreciation of extreme shuffle.

extreme shuffle gave me the attention span of a gnat, variety is the new constant

by darklite August 2, 2012

nine ball knuckle shuffle

playing with one's balls.

I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.

by Stickee Fingaz September 22, 2013

Icy Shuffle

Purposely sliding one's feet along the ground in hopes that they will avoid slipping on ice. Has a good success rate, although it may piss off people who are walking behind you.

"Quit doing the icy shuffle and walk like a normal guy."
"I did the icy shuffle as walked out of my house onto the icy steps."

by jb0590 February 23, 2011

shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

by suicidal grandma December 11, 2011

Shuffle Zombie

When one is attached to the act of dancing the Shuffle, thinks about Shuffling, Shuffles all the time until they act like a Zombie unless the be Shufflin', and is addicted to the song "Party Rock" by "LMFAO"

Kevin: DUDE!! Have you seen Nathan lately? All he's been doing is dancing! He's a freakin' Shuffle Zombie now!

Kyle: Shuffle Zombies are taking over the world.

Kogi: K.

by MexiSupreme October 19, 2011