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Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.
Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”
by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024
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twist of shame

The awkward shuffle that results from when a friend notices your shirt or hoodie is on backwards, forcing you to twist it to the correct position while your friend watches you mockingly.
After my girlfriend noticed my sweater was on backwards, I had to do the twist of shame while she laughed.
by Lulu W. December 20, 2012
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Crap of Shame

A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail.
Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals.
by BigPmpn April 29, 2014
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faseoi shaming

It's the shame as accusing a girl of being a slut, but instead you accuse someone of not being in it for real but just for the networking.
Just because I've changed 2 assemblys in 2 years doesn't mean you can through your faseoi shaming at me, Mero!
by rikos_kokorikos March 9, 2022
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sheet shame

this is when you gracefully shake the bed with your partner, and you awkwardly leave your remains stained on their sheets.
"Sally, you left some behind on my bed"
"God, I'm such a sheet shamer"
by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016
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Bernie Shame

When you look back over your social media post and realize you over did it with the Bernie memes.
Bill: Do you remember when Bernie was on everyone's Facebook page?

Dan: Fuck man, you don't have to remind me I have enough Bernie shame as it is.
by swon February 12, 2021
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shade shaming

Shade shaming: mocking, ridiculing, or teasing someone about the amount of melanin in their skin. #shadeshaming
Examples of shade shaming: You're not black enough. You're SO dark!". You need to cover up those freckles!"

or white people, you know you love this one--"you're so PALE! You need some sun!" And of course, there's the infamous "what ARE you"? The only reason to ask a person "what" they are in terms of race is because you're going to form a new opinion of them based upon their answer, which is...you guessed it...a form of #RACISM.
by HappyCathyinVA June 18, 2020
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