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chizzly bear

A term to describe the hairiest and most sexy Chiz ever. Enjoys sleeping and eating more than any other organism on earth.
"O' Chizzly Bear, O' Chizzly Bear, how i wish, you were a, care bear!"
by Chizzly Bear March 31, 2008
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Emi Bear

The most beautiful girl in the entire world, kind , loving thoughtful and caring. Sexy body smokin ass and very easy to please, but if you cross her you might get mauled to death she is a bear
Matt: Daym who is that

Bryan: Oh thats my Emi Bear
Matt: i pooped
by Butters0422 February 24, 2010
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Budget Bear

I'm going into the pet shop to look at the budget bears.
by McMutt May 8, 2010
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hibernating bear

The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.
Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water

Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks

Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore

Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever

Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
by Nature Lover December 24, 2007
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rizzly bear

A type of person to rizz up any girl at anytime.
The ultimate is getting the number with just saying few of words.

Ultimate rizz.
Yo you got rizz? That makes you a rizzy bear?

Yeah I just pulled a girl with my ultimate rizzly power

Rizzly bear. Get girls at any cost easily and cock block any bitch at any moment in time ez
by UnknownMario December 12, 2022
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Bear Bar

Gay bar with mainly "bears" as visitors
Gay Dude: "Want to go to the Chocolate Tunnel tonight?"

Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"
by The Swaffle King August 25, 2014
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Cummy Bear

A pet name for a man with a large load and cums in large amounts; a sharp shooter; sometimes a "sprayer"
Damn, Sweet Dick!! You're such a cummy bear you got it everywhere!!
by Cummy Bear2 January 7, 2014
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