pulling a sledmere

The act of buying out a full Van Cleef & Arpels boutique, then returning home and getting your partner to strip naked and wear every single piece of jewelry for you to just look at and admire them.
Stems from an act in the early 1900s by members of the Sykes family whilst on a honeymoon who lived at Sledmere estate (located in North Yorkshire, England) at the time.

Tom: “I’m finally going on a honeymoon with my wife!”
Maxwell: “Are you gonna be pulling a sledmere while you’re away?”
Tom: “Hell no, I’m broke and there isn’t even a Van Cleef boutique in Benidorm mate”

by MFfromthaMF August 1, 2025

Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord II

A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.

Yo is that dumbass Fucking Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord II!!
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by eddie_is_dumb69 December 10, 2024