Pirate dick

A man’s penis that has had sex with a woman and was not washed after he was done, then the man uses it to have sex with another woman immediately thereafter. Refers to when pirates would plunder villages, having sex with multiple women and not washing in between before going back out to sea.

Marty f^cked that girl then went straight home and gave his wife Krista some pirate d*ick.

He didn’t shower first?

Nah. He gave her that pirate dick.

by Batman & Bongo August 10, 2023

pirate fight

when two girls go at eachother with strap ons

meteoric curve enjoys watching a pirate fight

by grieficus January 22, 2021

Somalian Pirates

The guy who stole your toys

When the government was overthrown and Somalian pirates stole your toys

by Bigga69 September 27, 2019

Screen Pirate

Someone who is trying to look at your phone/computer screen while you are messaging, texting or emailing another person.

"Um.. Hello!! Don't be a screen pirate and keep your eyes off mine!"

by scotteric April 17, 2016

limpyng pirate

When you are having a blow job and you going to came,aim for the eye and kick the girl in the leg.She will start moving and running around the roon like a pirate

I gave her the limpyng pirate this morning

by limpyng pirate March 17, 2017

Flood Pirate

During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.

The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.

by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017

Pirates on the Boat

Pirates on the Boat is from the song "Pirates on the Boat" by Yuno Miles. Its the most fire song and its lit.

Pirates on the boat, Pirates on the boat, Pirates on the fucking boat.

by DavidStinsonHater March 9, 2023