polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.

When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.

by markolai April 7, 2013

Your Ambition Will Get You Killed By Own Hands

Your Ambition Will Get You Killed By Own Hands

Your Ambition Will Get You Killed By Own Hands

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Choose Your Own Adventargh

Choose Your Own Adventure: from the original name of series of gamebooks, Choose Your Own Adventure.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Choose Your Own Adventargh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Choose Your Own Adventure.

"Choose Your Own Adventargh!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 16, 2013

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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by Elysmile April 7, 2021

Post-Owned Car

A car for sale after having been previously owned

I'm gonna go buy a post-owned car

by Iamafox March 29, 2024

Reverse Owned

When you try to own someone but end up owning yourself in the process.

Dude 1 - "Aww dang it, I just got Reverse Owned."
Dude 2 - "Whats a reverse own?"
Dude 1- "its when you try to own somebody but end up getting owned."
Dude2 - "Oh thats gay, you must be a noob"

by Dglasco16 May 19, 2010