floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

Floor cake

When your friend's mom bakes a cake, frosts it and then it falls on the floor.

Anne baked a floor cake and frosted it and then it fell on the floor.

by SUPAHIGHWAY March 13, 2024

floor soup

When soup goes on the floor and you may truly establish dominance amongst peers and subordinates. Soup has always belonged on the floor, and to put it on the floor accomplishes the goal of soup.

Jess Put Soup On The Floor Wow What A Leader. That’s some floor soup!

by Vitamincool February 4, 2022

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"

by FrigOff May 20, 2014

floor hickey

when you trip and days later it forms a round purple bump that hurts sometimes

ah damn it fuck my asshole i got a floor hickey it hurts so badly

by toilet struggler October 2, 2021

chair floor

marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor

p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!

by ehhmazing July 15, 2023

Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder

A fish that sings “don’t pee on the floor use the comonder”

“Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder” Ratatata ratata dont pee on the floor use the comonder laaaaa la la la la

by kai_nyx April 9, 2022