Horse Baloney

A family friendly word Markiplier sometimes uses for the word ‘Bullshit’

‘What a bunch of horse baloney!!’

- Markiplier

by WolfiepusGalaxy December 26, 2020

horse blowjob

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Nick was arrested for giving a horse blowjob.

by ComradeJames January 9, 2021

minerva horse

Nerve pain so bad it causes the muscles in the area to contract and cause more pain.

Sorry for the outburst, I was having a Minerva horse.

by Missmayhem23 January 10, 2021

Borrowed horses

A phrase after somebody makes an apology but you tell them it's too little, too late. You could see they were walking in to the mistake and their apology just won't cut it.

If somebody carelessly spills a pint of beer on a pool table and says "sorry". You reply "borrowed horses".

by 999JB February 5, 2021

gremlin horse

when someone or something looks like a gremlin and a horse
also used to call out bad behaviour

1
A: Wow he looks like a gremlin horse

2
B: Ugh, stop being so gremlin horse!

3
C: That wasn't very gremlin horse fo you.

by bizzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy February 11, 2021

Horse Semen

Porridge flavoured gunk

"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"

Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022

Horse Girl

A typically socially awkward white girl with horses on everything she owns and obsesses over them, sometimes owning one or more, or often found in close proximity to them. It is implied that they might also ride the animal in more ways than one due to this obsession. This is a natural interpretation that anyone would have bc of the long gazes at, drooling over and constant discussions about said beasts. People often attempt to modify this meaning, but this dictionary is for saying the quiet parts out loud so people actually understand and can use said word in the proper context.

Shelly always refuses to attend social events like a normie bc she's an obsessed horse girl that's probably spending yet another evening with her horse. In the barn. Alone.

by SQUATCHGIRL November 1, 2022