slapping the sausage

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

by Anonymous 69 69 February 26, 2014

lucky sausage

when you just took a shit and you don't have to wipe because your ass is clean

yoo I just had a lucky sausage! thank god I didn't have to wipe!

by dennste February 08, 2018

winter sausage

The physically tiny state of a man's penis after he has gone swimming in very cold water.

That water was so cold I got winter sausage.

by Aros71 April 12, 2013

sausage jockey

Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men

Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life

by Tom Sharp90973 December 08, 2020

Sausage Casserole

The result on multiple men ejaculating into a woman while she is on a heavy period.

Me and my mate made sausage casserole with this girl last night.

by Sunsaru February 05, 2019

chubby sausage

Much like the game "Chubby Bunny", the participant stuffs as many cocktail sausages in their mouth as possible whilst still able to recite "Chubby Sausage".

Sandra: Omg Derek has stuffed SO many sausages in his mouth, there's such a mess!
Derek (through meaty drools): Chubby Sausage!

by DerBratMeister November 15, 2017

Sausage worm

When a song gets stuck in your head

That song is a sausage worm it always gets stuck in my ear hole

by Ajs11111 April 16, 2018