Mackey’s Razor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by derangement.

Bob: I keep hearing about MacKey’s Razor, but I don't know what it is.
Alice: Same. Most likely, it's just a razor owned by someone named Frank MacKey.

MacKey’s Razor is a simple rule and key that helps us make decisions online during our constant state of mental disturbance and stupidity!

by DilleyDilleyDilley February 6, 2024

Mackenzie

Mackenzie is so fucking pretty in in kind in a rlly nice to be around in she is rlly funny in silly but sometimes she can be a fake friend but i still love her

Dmariae: Dman she got a gyatt.

Jose: aye that my girl
Mackenzie: uhhhhhh…

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Mackenzie

The most disaster bisexual you will ever meet. You are I’ll also love her dearly.

Wow, you’re pulling such a Mackenzie for Bayne. Maybe you should calm your tits.

by Dartdoof February 10, 2024

Marked

When someone drops off the map then calls you when they’re broke
And lonely

Bro I think I just got marked by dad

by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024

Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children

Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time

by Cwilther February 28, 2024

Marked

A person who is "marked" has enemies after them. In older English, we would say they are a "wanted man" or "being hunted", meaning that there is a person or group of people actively seeking out that person, with a desire to ruin their life or injure them. More commonly however, it is used ironically to describe a situation when something bad happens to someone, such as losing something or failing at a simple task.

Person 1: Hey did you see Frank's new haircut?

Person 2: Yes, bro must've been marked by his opps.

by fake.canadian_23 April 3, 2024

Mackenzi

Mackenzi is a very intelligent girl. She has great features (boobs, butt, etc). She also has a really hot boyfriend.

Boy 1: dang Mackenzi is so hot, I wish I could date her.

Girl 1: I wish I could date her hot boyfriend

by Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom April 10, 2024