Jungle Snake

Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead

Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake

by farmtruck532 November 23, 2022

Jungle Legs

Very long and hairy legs with unclipped disgusting toenails belonging to a female

"That new girl Jennifer has got some disgusting jungle legs!"

by kyuuketsukou November 30, 2022

Jungle fever

When a white man who sleeps with a half black girl in my bathroom instead of "SHOWERING"...

Alex has jungle fever in the bathroom.

by Peckerhog December 13, 2022

Jungle Bridge

When two guys with a hairy ass back up to a double headed dildo and the crabs cross the bridge

hey guys i got a new double headed dildo do yall wanna build a jungle bridge?

by Papa Natz December 16, 2022

Jungle fever

Jungle fever is when a person of African descent goes into a angry state that makes them “lose their bananas” making them “go chimp” this usually happens when the group is under great stress and lacking the ability to understand the things going on around.

Wow the “jungle fever” really came out last night during those peaceful protests

by Alexander candleson January 19, 2023

Jangled

Someone who has no play and always tries talks to your girlfriend when he has no shot.

Spongebob is so jangled why cant he just accept that he is underfucked.

by Tommy on JV stoga basketball February 2, 2023

jungle spook

“moon cricket” or in simplest form “a scared black guy in the jungle”

That dirty little “jungle spook”

by Fonem247 February 11, 2023