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Jason

Bringer of calamity. Lazy sloth like individual who does not take life seriously. Man-child. Waste of existence. Narcissistic liar. Victim minded. Full of shit and mommy and daddy issues with no accountability.
Jason
by A wrinkle in time September 13, 2025
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jason

A teen boy scout who has $100000 in popcorn sales
Jason sold all of his popcorn to a diabetic 99 year old women in price chopper
by Pee-Pee Dirty Dan May 8, 2019
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Jason matthews

Is hands down the sexiest man alive he is strong and sexy know how to fuck and eat that pussy he is a awesome man that takes care of his woman and is down right respectful and stong God's give to the world because he's will be the best man u ever had at least the one I know in Mississippi is girl you better hold on to that man and stop being stupid God is going to punish you girl if you mess that boy over
by Love Jason April 10, 2021
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Jason

Jason is a very hot man a lot of girls take videos of him secretly and he has a lot of stalkers and he will definitely grow up to be very successful he treats girls that starts with a very nice but sometimes shy around them he also has a secret crush that either starts with K,C or A
Jason is so nice and hot
by Ilovejasonhesohot57282 November 22, 2021
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Jason

Me: Jason Likes Sonic
Jason: True
by Jasonisafurry August 4, 2021
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Jason

Jason is tall and skinny has is strong. He likes to fight. He likes this on girl named Kendall and can't get over girls he likes. Has brown hair and plays sports and a trumpet. Is smart and good looking.
Jason is smart.
by Avdoc November 7, 2018
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jason

A complete asshole but caring friend on the inside. Somehow he has a huge dick.
by Jaxan February 24, 2019
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