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lily + jacob

They are the best couple people ooks at them as the mum and dad of the group they tend to not take anything too seriously and just giggle at everything. Although when they need to be they can be very serious but, they dont let the serious situations go on for too long. They also never argue just bicker! Its the best relationship you could want. Jacob doesnt realise how attractive he is but lily is there to remind him that he is.Honestly couldnt get a better relationship. Jacob is also really protective and stops Lily from getting in bad situations
lily + jacob =<3
by coolestplayer July 27, 2021
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Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself
Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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Jacob Veiga

Jacob Veiga is not someone you would want to meet. Once you meet them there is no going back. You will be sucked into a black hole of lies. He says he is a busy person but the only thing he is busy at is stalking people. He falls for things very easily and the only things that make him happy are the color blue and his crush. Jacob has a fake crush that he uses to hide the fact that he is gay. Jacob responds to the name of Gay and he likes to use the initials GSL.
“Oh, you are a fat liar... you must be named Jacob Veiga.”
by prankingsloth May 23, 2019
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Jacob moment

This is a moment of hate. It is commonly associated with homophobia.
“Dude I hate gay people” “bro that’s a Jacob moment
by Mikado07 April 24, 2023
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Jacob Noelcke

A person who can be really stubborn sometimes but then also be really sweet. He will do anything you ask him to and offer unasked help. He will also act like a little kid when he gets excited about something and is always very forgetful. He will still be very romantic, caring, handsome while having funny attributes.
Wow that kid was so nice and gentle to me!

Yup that’s a Jacob Noelcke.
by Mexican Cougar May 9, 2023
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Jacob’s Dad

A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.

Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.

He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
“I’d probably have to go Jacob’s Dad since he’s the most naked”
by MantleLikesKids January 4, 2023
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jacob baloun

a sold racist, who hates black people and a Nazi. who also is part of the kkk should die cause he is a bad person and makes funny ass jokes
jacob baloun is so bad at everything
by 12234566 April 18, 2018
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