Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.
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Get the couch king mug.a chic who could do something with themselves but opts for marathons of wheel of fortune, chain smoking and not seeing daylight for long stretches of time, but complains about being bored and having no friends online
that chic used to party ,but now she doesnt do shit but memorize the internet and watch gameshows! she really bloomed into a couch flower!
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You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.
You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.
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Get the couch dancing mug.One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.
"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."
"What a couch whore."
"What a couch whore."
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