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Fred

The most amazing person ever.. Bailey Ann Spanglers boo
by hfg October 19, 2011
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Fredericke

A girl who is special in many ways, special as in kinky ;) She will go all the way with a poodle, and a toilet brush.
She is definately one to fuck as it will be very memorable.
Good memorable? i dont know...

She can be a good friend but is better as a fuck buddy. She can usually be found fingering herself outside pizza hut or under a bridge with the trolls.
An interesting companion, Fredericke always satisfies you.
'Im boredd, who can we calll for some fun?'
'Fredericke always satisfies'
by Mel1367890 February 28, 2010
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Fred

An old man who pervs on kids, slang for pedophile.
by the weird witch June 2, 2015
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Freddy Joke

A type of joke that involves the character Freddy, his mom, and a lot of staples. Freddy Jokes are very stupid and are meant to be hilarious at around two in the morning.
a few Freddy Jokes:

Why did couldn't Freddy eat breakfast? Because his mom stapled his face to the wall.

Why was Freddy hot? because he was on fire.
Why was he cold? because he was dead!

Why did Freddy say ouch when he walked into the kitchen? because his mom had stapled his hands to the living room couch.

Why did Freddy say ouch when he walked into the living room? because the living room was a pitchfork.
by Splurshy McHiggins May 19, 2010
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Fred

A piece of shit broke ass who will treat you like crap but somehow still give off the impression he cares. Also has zero values and does not appreciate anything.
Person: You remember that asshole I used to date?

Person2: oh yeah, Fred?

Person: Yup.

Person2: Big miss-steak
by Great_fine_ok March 31, 2016
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Fred

A ridiculously lazy and eccentric dog. They are uninterested in treats, bones or toys. They only enjoy resting and napping. Large spaces and freedom cause great anxiety to a Fred. They prefer to be under the bed, behind the toilet or under the kitchen sink.
That Fred hasn't moved in 3 days.
by kimosterberg February 5, 2009
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freddie mercury

One of the greatest singers of all time, adored by many. poor bastard died of AIDS though
Shot gun being Freddie Mercury including dying of AIDS!!
by Hilary November 8, 2005
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