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Wow, Paul's fred is huge!
by sally4732141431 August 20, 2008
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friend of Freddie

Homosexual. Taken from gay cliche that was Freddie Mercury.
No point chatting him up love, he's a friend of Freddie
by McPhail April 19, 2005
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Fred
Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.
fred.
fred is a nut
by igrantyoufree October 25, 2010
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Fred

An annoying little twat, who lives on the internet pouncing at the opportunity to fix someone's grammatical errors. He also has a pip-squeak voice, and his ego is bigger than your future. Lastly, he is smaller than your chances of getting a relationship.
"Fred is such a loser!"

Fred, the annoying little twat, who lives on the internet pouncing at the opportunity to fix someone's grammatical errors. He also has a pip-squeak voice, and his ego is bigger than your future. Lastly, he is smaller than your chances of getting a relationship is a loser.
by Ma vie est trash February 17, 2017
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Freddie

A nasty fat bastard with a purple cock
Also an arrogant prick....
Wow....I hate that guy

Yh it’s probably Freddie
by The_purple_poop May 29, 2019
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fred

some kid that starts alot of drama and if you talked to him behind a computer screen you would think he is a girl,
fred-" OMGGGGGGGGGG<3 whaatttttttt boyyyyyyy typesssssss likeeeeeeeeeee thissssssssssss ;)
by datdudeonline October 21, 2010
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Freddie Mercury

the coolest singer ever. he was the heart of queen which was INCREDIBLE until they started with synthesizers on the okay album, The Game. after that, they only had the memory of greatness.

yet we all still love him

if he was alive.
Freddie Mercury is an incredible example of the awesome gay "70's
by queen_lovvver__i_am_not_gay December 30, 2005
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