English or spanish

A joke said to a person or group of people usually in a mall followed with who ever moves first is gay

The man: English or Spanish?
The victim or victims: English/Spanish (depending on the person)
The man: who ever moves first is gay/Quien se mueve primero es gay.
The victim: *frozen*

by Orange juice lover 1 June 16, 2024

The full English

The state of not waxing one's bikini line. As opposed to a Hollywood, or Brazilian.

Synonyms: 'sideburns where my thighs turn', 'the full yeti'

Angela Barnes's friend Amanda says she sports the full English.

by sofa232 May 29, 2021

The english channel

When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.

I really enjoyed the english channel Mike! Same time tomorrow morning?

by English channel January 6, 2022

english be hard

when you cant say a word/read a word in english even though you are english.

someone: how do you pronounce this word
someone else: i dont know, english be hard.

by oooowoooo March 23, 2019

English

English is a subject in school. Normally you write or learn about history in English. English has many rules and not a lot of people agree with these rule. For example when texting people often don't put punctuation at the end of a sentence.

I have English 6th period.

by WritingGirl2000 January 9, 2017

English

if it wer spelt laik it sounded it wod lok laik dis

Ay kant spel English

by φφφ June 18, 2019

English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023