Ex-it strategy

A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.

"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "

by Harry Hen April 20, 2021

ex bestfriend

a bitch

you : remember my ex bestfriend?
ur real bff : the bitch?

by bitchybutnice. April 28, 2021

ex

a BITCH

Ex is a BITCH

by Cxlvxns May 9, 2021

Return eX

Former dark lord of another dimension. Return eX became a mysterious neutral ninja of the shadows.

Your explanation was as clear as Return eX

by Eldwin March 14, 2004

Ex are ATE

A club for homosexuals.

Free and Woggy are my heros, i really belong in Xr8. Fancy a threesome?

by Xr8 Fanboy February 15, 2003

4th evil ex

To use when you've been in a sapphic situationship that went nowhere.

A reference to the graphic novel, Scott Pilgrim.

So, i was just.. your 4th evil ex? Did i mean nothing to you?

by Some1Sumwherr November 21, 2024

Ex-Wife-In-Law

The ex-wife of your ex-wife's husband.

She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.

by thmill December 2, 2024