Schrodinger's Douchebag 

Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.

Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

Schrodinger's Douchebag by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025

Schrodinger's Douchebag 

Inziewienzie

> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability

This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag

Schrodinger's Douchebag by Xalter September 10, 2025

Schrodinger's douchebag

Someone who has a bad take and then makes an excuse of it being either a joke or ragebait based on the audience's reaction.

Anthony: I think Minecraft is overrated.
Trevor: Dude tf you mean. Minecraft is one of the best games ever made
Anthony: I-I was just joking!!/Haha! You just got ragebaited!
Harry: Anthony is such a Schrodinger's douchebag

Schrodinger's douchebag by appleapple_1 December 21, 2025