An ugly bitch.
by asdfghkg. ayy lmao. July 13, 2014
A cracker-nigger is a white person who tries to be as black of a gangster as possible. mostly asians.
by 1randomfatdude April 16, 2010
Adjective used to describe only the whitest of the White community. Signs of uppity crackered-ness usually include the inability to dance and the insisted removal of B.E.T from their local cable provider. Often find themselves in trouble when referring to members of the Black community as "boy" or "silly negroe".
Person 1:Wow, did you just see that? Ryan sure is one Uppity Cracker
Person 2:Yea, I did. Was that even considered dancing or did he just seize?
Person 1:Oh shit, I almost forgot, your test came in today, you have HIV. Sorry man.
Person 2:Ouch
Person 2:Yea, I did. Was that even considered dancing or did he just seize?
Person 1:Oh shit, I almost forgot, your test came in today, you have HIV. Sorry man.
Person 2:Ouch
by Uppity_Cracker July 26, 2007
by Mr. Swave October 04, 2007
A game played by young males, who stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. Usually, the last one to cum eats the cracker.
The football team all played a game of salt the cracker. The Seniors all welcomed the new freshman to the team with a freshly salted cracker. It was Delicous!
by tyrock December 12, 2007
A piece of shit that gets flattened in between the cheeks of your ass (after an early morning dump), and throughout the course of a day, it dries and becomes brittle, just like a cracker
by MightyT June 17, 2010
"It's Friday night at the local Wal*Mart,and everywhere ya look,ya see a box of crackers,hootin' and hollerin',their
system cranked up,blasting Skynyrd"
system cranked up,blasting Skynyrd"
by rico1165 October 01, 2007