couch hitter

Usally a guy who uses the couch to fuck the girls.

Sky- Wow you are an amazing couch hitter. Tim- Awe thanks thot

by ERA Kendry December 3, 2016

unbox the couch

Slang for "taking a dump". Coined by the nefarious Jeff, when his friend Sam mentioned on gchat that he was going to be afk while he started "unboxing the couch". However, mid unboxing, Sam needed to release his bowels.

Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.

Dude, that curry did a number on me. Excuse me while I go unbox the couch.

by jefficient September 7, 2013

couch slap

when some person slaps another persons couch.

Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.

by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007

space couch productions

a media group which is involved in game development and video entertainment

Guy 1: " hey have you heard of this group called space couch productions? I subscribed to them and my cock doubled in size!"
Johnathon sins: "yes, I am a fan of them

by Space Couch Productions February 3, 2022

Blasting couch

When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.

I love being covered from head to toe after a blasting couch session.

by Frostyman007 October 21, 2021

Couch Mix

A snack similar to Trail Mix however is acquired from the accumulation of lost or dropped food items between couch cushions.

Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).

Person 1: Dude! I just pulled my Couch Mix from the last three months, I found a whole onion ring this go-round! Do you want a bag?

Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.

by Grab My Kit April 4, 2024

Out of Couching

Ending an extended period of vegetation.

“Janice, I havent seen you for days! You seem tired, where have you been?”

“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”

by Steve Blends May 5, 2022