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Vassar College 

Founded in 1861, Vassar College is a highly selective, coeducational liberal arts college. Consistently ranked among the top liberal arts colleges in the country, Vassar is renowned for pioneering achievements in scientific research, its long history of curricular innovation, and its notoriously selective admissions process.
I was rejected from all the good schools -- Yale University, Harvard University, Vassar College, Brown University, Williams College.
Vassar College by James10023 August 17, 2010

Birmingham Southern College 

WHAT SAMFORD WISHES THEY WERE.

Beautiful, calm place where students are really smart and work hard for what they get.

But it's true -- they have a lot of money.
No, but really. A lot.

But it's cool. They're great people and know how to PARTY HARD! After a week of working their butts off, I'd say they deserve it.

Definitely the BEST SCHOOL IN THE STATE OF ALABAMA.

Unlike Samford. Where I go. BOO!
SAMFORD KID: I HATE BIRMINGHAM SOUTHERN COLLEGE! THEY'RE SO FULL OF THEMSELVES.

UAB KID: BITCH! DON'T BE HATIN' JUST CAUSE YOUR ASS WASN'T ACCEPTED!

Blackrock College

A secondary school in South County Dublin where wealthy parents pay €20000 a term for their son to become a professional penis.

The students consist mainly of posh wankers who argue about whose daddy has more money. They usually go to school via private helicopter and enjoy extravagant ski holidays in Andorra on bank holiday weekends. They are often seen trying to act hard despite the fact that they're driving around in their daddy's Range Rover.

A noticeable characteristic of a Blackrock student is that they seem to be oblivious to the fact that they are absolute saps.
John: I'm going to walk over there and kick the shit out those four guys, simply because they go to Blackrock College.

James: Please do, but beware, their dad will most likely sue you.

Bates College 

Bates College is an elite liberal arts school located in Southern Maine. It's student population tends to be very outdoorsy, athletic, friendly and academically focused. Batesies have many great traditions and know how to have fun!!
You didnt want to be an elitest at Bowdoin or go to boondocks of Colby...so attend the best Maine school- Bates College!

Community College 

1. A two-year college that provides inexpensive college classes and credits for students as well as societies and connections. Some also offer dual-enrollment for talented and intelligent high school students.
2. A springboard for students who require assistance with the transition from high school into college.
3. A greatly misunderstood but highly useful institution that is useful for students' educations and personal knowledge stores while being easier on the pocketbook.
I'm a dual-enrolled student at a local Community College, meaning I'll be able to enter a four-year school as a junior earlier and pay less for a college education.

Allegheny College 

A small liberal arts college full of pretentious rich kids located in the shithole known as Meadville, PA. The only way to succeed at this school is to literally spend all your time working with absolutely no breaks. William McKinley and Trent Reznor went to this school, but both dropped out after only a year because it sucked so much. Unless you're the type of person who is an over achiever who took all honors and AP classes during high school, and likes getting ass raped by course work on a regular basis, don't go to this school.
P1: How did you lose over $100k and get assraped for 4 straight years, all to graduate with a shitty 2.6 GPA and a degree that's as valuable as toilet paper?
P2: I went to Allegheny College