california skunk shot

Sticking your nose up a skunks ass and tickling it's tummy until it farts.
Tomato sauce might not work for a california skunk shot.
by kamode96 September 26, 2016
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California Window Wiper

When a man ejaculates on a sexual partners face and the rubs his penis on the persons face in the sane manner of a window wiper.
Last night i gave my girlfriend a California Window Wiper.
by Afro8419 August 26, 2010
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california tic tac

When a female gives a male oral sex and the females mouth is filled with Mint Tic tacs, once the male ejaculates the female must eat the Mint Tic tacs with the males cum.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a california tic tac.
by kjoek April 08, 2016
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California Hot Pocket

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"
Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?


yup...

nice..
by Von Mannshaft October 22, 2008
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California Good-Bye

When you give a male/female that is leaving California for another State/Country the best pleasure before they leave.
I gave Christine a California Good-Bye before she left for Chicago.
by norhygrets August 18, 2010
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california steamboat

i gave your mom a california steamboat
by dave December 16, 2003
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California paint chips

The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.
Lol my little brother has California paint chips flung all over his room.
by Pnarls October 20, 2011
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