california snow shoe

When a california womans vagina is so wore out, you can fit your foot in there and walk around

"You had better slow down sally." "Taking all that dick so often is gonna leave you with a california snow shoe."

by Dr. Kenzobis September 12, 2011

california skunk shot

Sticking your nose up a skunks ass and tickling it's tummy until it farts.

Tomato sauce might not work for a california skunk shot.

by kamode96 October 2, 2016

California White Out

When a female takes a guy's load in her mouth, then spits it into her hand and slaps the guy across the face with that hand.

Dude 1: Dude, what's that on your face?
Dude 2: Man, my chick just totally gave me a California White Out.

by Abunchofguysfrombeale August 26, 2010

California Hot Pocket

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"

Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?


yup...

nice..

by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009

California Good-Bye

When you give a male/female that is leaving California for another State/Country the best pleasure before they leave.

I gave Christine a California Good-Bye before she left for Chicago.

by norhygrets August 18, 2010

California paint chips

The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.

Lol my little brother has California paint chips flung all over his room.

by Pnarls October 21, 2011

california state bird

Extension of middle finger at asshole drivers Most common bird found in California.

That mother f*@ker just gave me the california state bird!

by baldy555666 October 10, 2008