butthole sloane

someone who manages to mishear everything said by you, and assumes you have just insulted them

"You seen that castle crashers game?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"

by wendex March 26, 2023

Butthole

You

Your a butthole

by BranFlakes721 March 7, 2019

Genie in a Butthole

The fart that escapes when you’re towel drying your bhole after a shower.

Read butthole like bottle.

I dried my bhole so good a little genie came out- call that my little genie in a butthole.

by BeardProbs February 26, 2022

fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....

Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....

by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023

butthole

extra pocket

Guy 1: bro I got 3 pockets
Guy 2: dude what
Guy 1: come over tonight and you'll find out
Guy 7: butthole

by brick69 March 1, 2020

Baltimore Butthole Yanking

When you put a plunger on your dick and shove the plunger on a girls butt hole and plunger it until the butt hole comes inside out.

Ever heard of Baltimore Butthole Yanking? I heard it hurts...

by seachips January 24, 2025

butthole borage

getting hammered up the ass for hours on end

Timmy: my boyfriend and i had the biggest butthole borage last night

by jeremiah chandler March 29, 2008