Bae

Means poo

I did a bae in the toilet

by yehaw2020 January 31, 2020

Bae legged

The condition that occurs after an extended sexual encounter where you walk without your thighs touching because your privates are too tender. Also known as boo legged.

“Why are you walking weird?” asked Jim. Tina answers that she’s just bae legged.

by Plumbdeep April 8, 2019

bae

a nick name for
a Godly
Sweet heart

absolute truth teller of whats delightful and kind #Honesty of real reality social media and or spiritually and all other sorts of feel or realness

a Lover
a nice love
clean and neat
eye of the sparrow which means apple of the eye.
Baes are Tall 5'10 and above.
bae used in truth can be any height.

I love being a Bae.
I use the name/word bae alot.

I like baes

I'm Glad I'm an Authentic BAE Tall honest sweet clean and neat

by UnoYoko February 11, 2022

Bust-bae

When you have a friend who is fine to give you pleasure now and again untill you bust a nut

"Yeah sally is my bust-bae"

by So.Berry.Amaze June 8, 2017

The Bae Test

This is when you deliberately see a message then don't reply to test is your bæ is a true bae.

If they then send another to carry on the conversation, they've passed.

If not... They failed

Girl 1: Aww bæs texted...
Girl 2: you sure he's your real bæ ?
Girl 1: yeah I think so...?
Girl 2: why not give him The Bae Test to see...

by Random__123 January 28, 2015

some bae

The act of engaging or acquiring sex, booty, butt, vagina, yams, or ass from a female.

Or

The act of engaging in or acquiring sex, from your baby or boo or lover or partner.

“Let me get some bae!”

by Some Bae December 30, 2022

News Bae

I'm sorry. I can't resist. You seem fine now so...

Hym *Deeeeeep inhale* "Hooo! You don't believe in ANY sort of moral equivalence under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE because your conceptualization of morality is entirely binary! There is only 'Doing what "God" said' and 'Immorality,' to you. You, in your own mind, have a monopoly on morality. I don't know about him but probably THAT EXACT AMOUNT of victimization. I was right on the edge with the retard sex cult and weaponized schizophrenia, so, yeah probably about that exact amount. 4 hours of electricity a day, no clean drinking water, and Israel has DIRECT CONTROL of access to food, water, and electricity and can turn it off at a whim. Which is why is doesn't fucking matter that the Jews haven't physically gone to Gaza since 2005 because they don't need to physically need to be there to have a direct effect on the quality of life from Palestinians. To what degree is their quality of life contingent upon cooperation from Israel that they are not receiving?

The per capita is irrelevant. It isn't fucking worse than 9/11. 700 people is 700 people and 3000 people is 3000 people. Claiming that it's impossible to avoid killing kids or that you're trying really hard not to seems like a pretty convenient way of giving yourself license to kill kids while maintaining the ability to claim moral superiority. 100 of them now, in Gaza. And counting. It's just like the Bud light thing. You actively lead a boycott against them. And then BLAME THEM for YOU boycotting them. What you fail to grasp is that the value of your women and kids lives are contingent the value of the lives of other people... To you. If your kids were dying of thirst. You would help them. So. If you're not going to help the Palestinians. They are probably going to kill your kids. What do you expect them to do? Sit there and wait patiently to- Oh! Right... That's exactly what you expect then to do... Well... That's not really how the world works. (And I only go beaten to the punch on this one because I was holding back for news bae)"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023