sloppy asshole

Last night was so crazy she had a sloppy asshole.

by SaltyCock69 December 12, 2016

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cuddly asshole

Someone who is nice to be around but can be a real asshole sometimes.

My friend is a real cuddly asshole

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Ones definition of butthole play with someone that they work closely with.

Singlularty of tangling assholes

See also tangling assholes

We had to separate the retired testers because they spent all their time tangling assholes...

by Fuzzy Furlong April 28, 2016

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The too dark window tint on a drivers side window.

Hey, pull up to that BMW that's cutting everyone off so we can see who it is. Damn, I can't see him, he's got asshole tint!

by 4somefun December 11, 2014

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A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment

All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.

by Fortyphobic November 18, 2018

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Dying urge to take a shit.

Having an asshole proportionate to Shaq's body.

by Chorbashi November 01, 2020

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When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.

When the guy cut me off I held onto the seat with asshole teeth

by swampy Dolan June 15, 2021

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