Alicia

Jewish girl, very colonial, only focuses on schoolwork and everything school related, does not participate in sexual activity, may be gay, does not understand pickup lines

Alicia: Omg that boy asked for my number so he can get math answers from me so I didn't give it to him.
Friend: Oh no he didn't want your math answers he wants your number!
Alicia: Oh shoot...

by numbsent January 1, 2018

Alexis Brown

When you are wiping your ass and at the last second the toilet paper falls between your fingers and you straight up wipe with just your hand.

Fuck bro, I just Alexis Browned myself! SmElL mY hAnD!

by Damnboiufineasf January 11, 2018

Alexis

Alexis! The most amazing guy in the whole world! He is sweet and nice, but the worst part of him is his dick. His dick is about 3 inches and his pull out game is weak but other then that he’s great

Did you see that guy with the small dick? Oh yeah! That’s an Alexis

by 12348288282 May 5, 2018

Alexi

Alexi is the most beautiful and resilient girl ever born! She has a curious mind and loves life! She is smart and pretty but doesn't know how amazing she is! She makes all of her friends laugh and is always there for them. Alexi was born with curiosity and mischievousness and she will accomplish her dreams!

You just wish you were an Alexi, named after a Russian spy character in an action novel!

by PumpkinGirl May 21, 2018

Alexis h

A really ugly monkey who doesn't get no bitches

Alexis h why are you so stupid

by Fortnight VA the sun June 11, 2018

Alexis

Tall, skinny, blonde with blue eyes and will always make you smile in an awkward conversation she has a brother that has a name that starts with an B-K she....

Alexis...

by Kezze July 8, 2018

Alexis

A BITCH who is all bark and no bite the biggest thot you’ll ever meet she needs to lean to forgive but lowkey everyone is to sacred to say anything

Shithead: why don’t you like shulissa

Alexis: she lowkey fake and just some shit she did in 6th grade

shithead: why don’t you fight her then

Alexis: tells shulissa * you better not call the copes when I beat your ass

Alexis Two weeks later: ___________
Shulissa: where she at ?

by Lighthouseshipyard March 11, 2019