Skeet

Small, shorted, as in a bag of weed or a joint.

That quarter bag that Joe got was really skeet - he must have gotten shorted at least a couple of grams!

by JabbaDHutt August 23, 2019

skeet sack

It's a hairy nutsack covered in cum

You're a skeet sack

by Holden8291 June 13, 2016

Skeet

A word used in place of vulgar language.

Where the skeet have you been?

What the skeet?

The skeetin' girl wouldnt hury up.

by Krissy O'Heron April 9, 2006

skeet

A post on the bluesky social network.

"One second, I gotta skeet my hog, it's Friday."
"Bro, why are you telling me you're gonna J.O.? The fuck?"
"Nah man, I'm posting a skeet on Bluesky."

by Who is this nobody? August 8, 2023

Skeet

The people of Newfoundland call other humans that vape, smoke, drink(underage) ditch class, wear really baggie hoodies, listens to music in class, gets in trouble, hangs out with other skeety persons, as an insult, teasing friends, etc....etc..... are skeets. Yes, us Newfoundlanders are wierd idk where the word even came from but most peoples on the island are sleets anyway

Ex:1
"Shit did you see Soph vaping?"

"Fucking skeet"

Ex:2

"OMG Stephanie you got a 69% you skeet"

Ex:3
"Omg Bob, using your phone in class what's skeet."

Ex:4

"Did you see Carl hanging out with Soph"

"Damn Carl a skeet now."

Who cannot use this word:

Anyone that doesn't live in Newfoundland cause y'all ducking Mainlanders

by Juliannasummerall December 5, 2017

The San Francisco Skeet

When having sex doggy style and then releasing the skeet on her back. Followed by scattering loose rice pilaf onto said back shot.

I happened to have some rice pilaf nearby, so I gave her The San Francisco skeet upon finishing.

by StankyMane January 23, 2025

Skeet

Slang short for the word mosquito.

Chad: Babe hand me the bug spray
Betty: Sure. How is it out there?
Chad: Its nuts. Skeet City out there. Skeets are out in full force !

Tate: Bug bite? Did you get it?
Sara: Yep. Smashed that skeet. No escape.

by tjamnz May 19, 2024