Jake Paul

A big white choch that does idiotic things infront of his '5 mil subs in 6 months" yet pewdiepie got 6 mil subs in 5 months

Guy:look its jake paul
girl;you mean that chocj

by dankmemedannyboi May 2, 2019

Jake Gaze

A blank stare often accompanied with dead eyes and an open mouth. The bottom of the teeth are generally exposed. This trait is usually found in people who are socially awkward. The person performing the Jake Gaze cannot hear or see anything while in this state and will often come back into reality with a statement such as "What?" or "Huh?"

I was talking to Dave, but he wasn't listening, he was doing the Jake Gaze, as if there was something on his mind that was more important than our conversation.

by Snarkel December 3, 2011

average jake

An average size for a penis

He has an average jake. Its the perfect size.

by Romaxx May 28, 2017

jake hubbard

Arsehole

Jake hubbard was an arsehole but he thinks he is no such thing.

by Rythum stick January 15, 2018

Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012

Jake Paul

Cancer and a slang youtuber that needs to stop making music that piece of shet.

I have Jake Paul and I only have One week left of life.

by Toro69 June 2, 2019

jake hill

jake hill a vey nice friend he likes to beat his friends but he his nice

jake hill get hella bitches

by spooder-thung March 6, 2022