manscaped razor for man

the ultimate ball trimmer always helps

"man, i love manscaped razor for man"
"i know, but i just cant live up to the beauty standard that manscaped razor for man sets."

by manscaped razor for man November 19, 2022

Dead Man Talking

A survivor of a suicide attempt.

He lived! Dead man talking from now for sure.

by Xavier96 September 22, 2022

Popeye the Sailor Man

A buff-ass sailor boi who eats green blob-like substance from from a can which makes him get RIPPED. May or may not engage in combat with termite swarms. Has a history in the navy, just not the American one.

Popeye the Sailor Man, he lives in a frying pan, turn up the gas and he'll blow off his ass, it's Popeye the Sailor Man, Toot Toot!

by AHit.2496 September 30, 2022

Spider man trail

When you are finished jerking off to completion, jizz into your hand and fling that nut across the room onto the wall.

"Yo man, did you see my Spider man trail when you entered my room? It was awesome!!"

by EAZY SHADY October 10, 2022

Milk-Juice Man

Someone who leaves their muscles soaking in chocolate milk while leaving the house. Whenever they are asked if they have “brought their muscles,” they admit that they have indeed left them at home soaking in a milk bag.

Someone: Have you brought your muscles?
The Milk-Juice Man: Nah, I left them soaking in the cow juice bag. I’m a devout Milk-Juice Man.

by Harold;-}} December 30, 2021

Ching Chong Man

The most powerful deity of all of Asia. This god cannot be questioned, for it is the answer.

Ay man, gotta praise Ching Chong Man.

by StarbooIsCanon January 3, 2022

VIVVY THE DUNIEHCHY MAN

HES THE HOTTEST CUTEST BEST GUY EVER HES SMART STRONG TALL AND HOT AND HAS THE BEST HAIR HIS VOICE IS SEXY ASF AND HES THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AND SHE LOVES HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING EVER

OMG VIVVY THE DUNIEHCHY MANS SO FUKIN HOT IM IN LOVE WITH HIM

by QUACKMIESTA May 20, 2022