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Single Syndrome

An unreasonable philosophy usually developed through puberty in adolescent males, that one may never be truly happy with their lives without a significant other.

This tends to manifest faster and more severely in those who have been rejected by a romantic interest a significant amount of times, and those who find themselves isolated in an environment where “everyone else” seems to have a partner.

This syndrome hammers in the absolute “need” for an s/o, so much that the subject finds it even more difficult to, ahem, *obtain* one, due to its side effects of obsessive behavioral patterns.

Usually the subject may grow out of this philosophy and focus on bettering themselves rather than just getting a date with someone. But if it doesn’t, usually because of the neglect of a friend or family member to address it, this syndrome germinates into a sense of entitlement to an s/o, morphing the subject into a Nice Guy.
A: Life sucks, man. If only I had a girlfriend.
B: Dude, stop acting like you need one.
A: But I do!
B: No you don’t, man. Seems like you’ve got a bad case of Single Syndrome
by izzthekid February 27, 2022
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Left Titty Syndrome

When a women has an ingrown left titty that lays on the ground.
Jackson: WOAH!! Her titty is on the ground dude!

Emily: Yeah, she's got left titty syndrome.
by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
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Peter syndrome

A disease or illness that causes a person to be so brutally filled with anger , rage , hatred for no reason
Jesus Christ he’s having menstrual problems or he has Peter syndrome
by Mya G February 28, 2022
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Inventor's Syndrome

The Mentally, Physically, Emotionally and Sexually Tortured, Tormented, Traumatic, Grief Stricken, Depressed, Suppressed, Oppressed, Thieved From Usually, Underpaid, Never Appreciated, Lonely, Usually Desperate, Terrorized, Violated, Trespassed On, Raped, Never Regarded or Respected, Usually Ignored, Usually Penniless, Hard Working, Persistent, Highly Educated, Crafty, Wizardly, To The Point Always, Detests Beating Around The Bush, Detest Bureaucracy As Always The Enemy, Detests Lawyers, Detests Bullies And Usually Bullied, Organized, Logistical, Methodical, Ingenuity Wise, Ethical, Has Integrity, Honest, Trustworthy, Likes Quality, Polite, Kind As Can Be, Methodical, Non Lazy Brain, Non Lazy, Caring, Thoughtful, Easy Going Usually, Destined Creator,

And Used & Abused Genius Human Being's Plight of Every Inventor in History
That Genius With Bright Ideas And Not Put To Use Has Inventor's Syndrome.
by Tokin Tom March 1, 2022
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Kry Syndrome

Kry, you're really suffering from Kry Syndrome, You get no BITCHES!
by ErayJr March 2, 2022
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Fragile X Syndrome

Also known as Martin Bell Syndrome or FXS
A genetic disorder which makes the X chromosome enlarged therefore fragile. People with FXS are often autistic but not all of the people with fxs are autistic. Fragile X often causes intellectual disability. They have a distinct appearance These features include a long and narrow face , large ears, a prominent jaw and forehead, unusually flexible fingers, flat feet , and in males, enlarged testicles (macroorchidism) after puberty.
The odds of having fragile x syndrome is 1 in 7,000 in males and 1 in 11,000 in females
by Nammity March 3, 2022
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Red Woman Syndrome

Red Woman Syndrome is a disease passed on from a Wicked Red Woman to a man. It can only occur in males who have come into contact with wicked red woman.Serious cases of this disease come from heartbreak or taking in a horn from a red woman.There is no known cure for this disease at the moment but getting back tgt with the red woman is very beneficial
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John got horn by a red woman, he now has red woman syndrome
by Dr.Jacobdavirgin March 4, 2022
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