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Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example
That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble
by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023
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Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.
"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Frog cock

A very slimy cock
That frog cock is tasty as fuck
by THE ALLFATHER May 11, 2021
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Cock Expert

A person that has so much experience with his cock, that he became a cock, and grew a third ball. - Shadow
Person: Did you know that cocks grow up 1cm every single 4 months?
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.
by cumconsumer4122 October 14, 2021
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Cock

You nasty, what are you doing looking up cock in the urban dictionary?! What would your grandmother think If she knew what you were looking up in your spare time?
1. “I can’t get any action, so I look up ‘cock’ in the urban dictionary
2. My friend’s grandparents owned a farm, and they had two colorful cocks. They were nice.
by Icantthinkofausername0106 February 11, 2019
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Cock blocker

A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.
During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1
by Hoze_b August 31, 2023
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Cock shock

When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.
“Man! I loved cumming inside you, baby. That was a cock shock.”
by Doctorsukandi May 18, 2021
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