ball pen theory

the Ball Pen Theory:the 珠珠 of ball pen can reduce friction, therefore can write more neatly, stop using 墨水筆 because our finger muscles have already degraded to one year old baby level

according to ball pen theory, the 珠珠of ball pen can reduce friction

by sin gui December 14, 2022

Monkey balls

Monkey balls is a term that is used to mock people of the LGBTQ+ community and the Dream SMP fandom when talking to cosplayers on Omegle. the slang 'monkey balls' consists of two words, monkey, meaning a small to medium-sized primate that typically has a long tail, most kinds of which live in trees in tropical countries. and balls meaning testicles. This is often used when DanganRonpa cosplayers are being suspicious.

person a:

''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:

''monkey balls, monkey balls!''

by dicknballs606 March 23, 2022

No Balls

This is generally sued as a taunt, for example, if an individual doesn't want to do a dare, his companions might say "No Balls", to imply that if the individual didn't do the dare, he would have no balls; or he would have no bravery. It's essentially calling someone a pussy conditionally

Person 1: Nah dude I don't wanna do another blunt
Person 2: No balls, pussy.

by Jabchile March 23, 2019

Puberty ball

A baseball fan who tries to secure a catch of a home run/foul ball, but drops it.

(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)

The dude in the stands who tried catching Judge's home run ended up with a puberty ball.

by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022

balle challenge

the act of doing something very difficult that damages your health in any way

yo my man just smoked 5 carts, that's a balle challenge

by er lmfao December 10, 2020

Low As Balls

what you say when you or someone else is very depressed.

Exhibit A:
*kid cries in corner in the high school’s hallway*

A: Hey dude, check it out.

B: Damn, he’s low as balls today.

Exhibit B:
“yesterday i was low as balls.”

by viosbio January 26, 2021

boater balls

The act of hurting one's testicles while operating a watercraft.

I took my kayak down some rough rapids and now I have boater balls.

by anonymous December 14, 2023