Show me your bobbies day

You now have ten minutes to show your boyfriend your bonkers or he wont give u funny medicine anymore

“Hey, it is April 16, Yk, theyou have ten minutes to show me your bobbies day”
“Bet😏”

by Vyper7856 April 15, 2022

me

me, i am the absolute coolest person ever and nobody will ever measure up to my awesomeness. i’m an edgelord with a mental disorder.

someone help me, i’m feeling like i’m better than everyone (i am)

by lesbeau March 21, 2022

shit me bol

An alternative to "fuck me" although you're adding "bol" at the end, which is boy. Also can be used in replace of "are you kidding me," "really", or "seriously"

Person 1: Man my house caught on fire
Person 2: shit me bol

by agaishrkdnxksjsbj April 1, 2017

Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009

Fuck me

I'm dead 😂😂😂

I'm dead. I'm dying help me give me a hand. I'm OUT. Go away from me! Hello hello?fuck me I'm dead. Lol

by GAFM November 20, 2025

cash me ousside

howbow dah

kannst leuten damit kontern wenn sie dich bedrohen
"ich schlag dich gleich"

"cash me ousside howbow dah"

by Lizevi is best ship ok February 21, 2017

show me your shower head

Is code to ask a male to show his genitals, particularly his penis

Hey dude wanna show me your shower head? No! I'm not showing you my pens! Stop texting me!

by DanFan4Life! April 15, 2021