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3 a week ultimatum

When a sexually frustrated person expresses to their partner that if the relationship can last any longer, they need to be intimate at least 3 times a week.
After months and months of the couple hardly ever having sex, Dan gave Jessica the 3 a week ultimatum to try to avoid him having to end the relationship.
by Ryan331 December 9, 2023
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Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga

A nigga who's niggardry is so powerful that not even Uncle Ruckus can exorcise the nigganess out of said nigga.
The vile nigga in question holds such malice and pure hatred, that if you were to oppose the nigga he would go out of his way to fuck up your whole bloodline’s lives for generations a thousand fold. There is no whip too long nor belt too firm that can beat the ghoulish amount of nigganess out of the nigga. The only thing strong enough to un-ultramegasuperultimatekookoocrazyballisticniggify the nigga who has fell nictim (nigga victim) to such an absurd amount of niggardry is to force the nigga gorge upon a mountain of bland ass mashed potato, so that the inner white person inside the abhorrent nigga’s soul may break free, and put an end to such niggarous tyranny.
BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTRA MEGA SUPER ULTIMATE KOOKOO CRAZY BALLISTIC NIGGA HAS BROKEN FREE FROM HIS CELL!
EVERYBODY GET TO STEPPIN OR WERE ALL FUCKED”

Nigga 1: SHIT NIGGA WERE DOOMED”

Nigga 2: “GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BEFORE HE GETS HERE”

Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga: *sitting in the backseat of they car whilst bashing to fortnite feet*
by Fagneto December 9, 2024
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HD PRIME ULTIMUS 64K HD ULTRA

Resolutions in 2098
why cus its HD PRIME ULTIMUS 64K HD ULTRA
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