Pork Shovelling

Adjective: A word used to describe the aftermath and mess of a large party, which has been caused by the DICKs in the year above.

Origin: A party in a Norfolk Based farm featured a large Hog roast, which instead of being eaten, was used as ammunition in a battle, to see who had overdosed on testosterone the most. In the morning, lumps of cold pork had to be shovelled into bin bags.

Also, the act of Pork Shovelling can be used to describe acts of hardcore sexual acts, involving pork.

My My! This has turned out to be a real Pork Shovelling party! I feel sorry for the host!

Hey, we have been going out for some time now, and I think we should make it special... I got some pork in the shed... Yes, i want to pork shovel with you

by norfolkinchance June 29, 2010

No Pork Wednesday

A time where you are not allowed to eat or even touch pork. Pork is not allowed because it is in violations of the rules of the challenge, being derived from Islamic dietary rules.

No Pork Wednesday! I hate pork, so I love it!

by Qorptocx December 12, 2018

schnitzel the pork

Putting curry on a brown persons dick.

"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"

by bbee_2000001233 November 7, 2017

Pork pie helmet

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead

And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet

by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021

Pork the Pig

1. The act of intercourse with a fatty - also see pork

Fuck me Johnny's actually gonna pork the pig

by MrIdontgiveafuck April 29, 2019

Pork curtain

Ball sack stretched out.

Antonym of Beef curtain (oversized vaginally inner lips).

I stretched his pork curtain out

by 2021Galileo November 13, 2021

Sergio Pork

Sergio Pork is a mythic legend from the year 2022-2023 where a fat chubby kid called sergio would eat pork so people would call him sergio pork. Sergio pork also means "total fatass and homosexual"

Person 1: Wow he is such a "Sergio Pork."
Person 2: Yeah he is fat and homosexual

by sandymandyrandy November 27, 2023