stevens

A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing

Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.

by LiliWhite March 9, 2020

Steven

A super charming, handsome and wise man, his heart is super special.

I pretend I don't, but I'm head over heels

If you have a steven never let him go!! He's a keeper and so handsome.
He melts my heart and hypnotise me with his eyes.

Steven will melt you let butter

by Lovellove January 23, 2022

steven

steven is a bitch ass nigga and smells like shit, what the fuck why this nigga even alive rn. please someone kill this kid jesus christ. he gets no play and his dick smells like cottage cheese.

ew wtf is he doing here steven smells

by Monkeymeat December 29, 2022

Steven Brady

Likes to sit home and count his money and walk the dog to the pub

Steven Brady

by Steve Brady December 15, 2022

steven bilski

a kid that plays football for rockford high school and sits next to lauren and cam in typing class

poop head steven bilski

by pseudonym983759 October 14, 2011

Michael Steven Duncan

A name for someone who is a dyke

That girl is a total Michael Steven Duncan

by Hotmilfs.net April 23, 2022

dusty stevens

Man who can’t even name all the countries in europe and Africa. He’s also bad at Minecraft. Use this on someone and you will be at risk of getting sued for slander.

I gave my sister a dusty stevens last night!

by Freesalad January 11, 2020