by jordan poole fan March 23, 2021
Get the among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley godmug. A statue is which is most of the time made of stone. A frozen sculptured piece of stone, mainly to honor someone from a past life that has done something spectacular and helped the world in some way; important people, or icons that were greatly admired by people.
Person 1: Hey you see that statue it looks super familiar!
Person 2: Yeah that’s a past police officer remember he saved the kidnapped baby from out of the building.
Person 2: Yeah that’s a past police officer remember he saved the kidnapped baby from out of the building.
by _definitions4u March 16, 2019
Get the Statuemug. Say if you arguing with someone and and they say something that don’t make sense- That is called cornball status
by Ms.takeyokia October 1, 2022
Get the cornball statusmug. Hey man I'm back from my trip wanna go out for a beer this Tuesday?- Friend 1
Nah, I'm broke status right now we get paid on Thursday though- Friend 2
Nah, I'm broke status right now we get paid on Thursday though- Friend 2
by Sstav August 20, 2016
Get the Broke Statusmug. A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.
Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
by guidinglitedlite May 7, 2014
Get the status ruinermug. The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011
Get the Five Day Statusmug. by Berick johnson September 13, 2019
Get the Byro statusmug.