rule 1801

Generally accepted Internet Rule that you cannot wank off an Eskimo on a Wednesday

Person 1 (On Wednesday) : I really want to wank off an Eskimo

Person 2 : Rule 1801 bitch

by HerpDerpMassive January 20, 2015

girlfriend rule

the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.

"i love you most"

"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"

by volleygUrl333 December 5, 2016

FedEx Rule

To have sex with someone else after recently breaking up with your ex. The faster you move on, the faster you get over them. Like FedEx (fast shipping/movement, fast delivery).

As Jenna was heartbroken over her recent break-up, she applied the FedEx Rule to herself and was over her ex in a week.

by thatoneguyfromthe90s April 8, 2016

The pound rule

If one of your mates sleeps with some you already have they owe you a pound.

Alright lad have you got my pound or good night last night I heard' " the pound rule" stands d if deep

by Sammyc88 June 18, 2019

rule 89

If you cannot understand it, it is machine code

Coder: I don’t understand this error.
Coder 2: it is rule 89

by VoidedChaos May 1, 2018

Rule Meglovania

Rule Meglovania -

It's the rule that at some point every song will get a meglovania remix at some point

Remember rule34?,

now there is rule Meglovania about that every song will eventually be remixed with meglovania

by Richard Gaming May 13, 2020

Rule 90

If a song exists, there must also exist a trap remix of said song. Rule 91

Dude 1: "God I wish this song had a sick drum beat behind it."
Dude 2: "Hey man, Rule 90."
Dude 1: "Awesome."

by Intergalactic crackwhore July 9, 2020