ghost phantom

When you take a poo but there is no evidence

Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”

Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP

Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing

Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.

OMG! I did a Ghost Phantom!

by Lil’ Chance of being a Rapper September 9, 2020

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Phantom Ruby

A very powerful little stone that is capable of controlling reality, mostly used by Our Lord and Savior Infinite

The Phantom Ruby it's Very Powerful

by TheUndertaker24677 October 13, 2021

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Phantom

One who opens a website, then decides to close it. But then change their mind and re-open it a year later.

Also one who enjoys partying with fat black chicks.

"Yo man, what happened to the site?" - "Guess he pulled another Phantom."

by Budah09 June 5, 2009

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Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.

Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.

by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019

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The Phantom Rule

You are not aloud to have sex with a fourteen year old girl if you’re a fourty year old man

The Phantom rule is based of the movie The Phantom of the Opera

by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021

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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

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