Sloppy Karen

A sloppy Karen is when you’re giving a blowjob and you throw up on his dick and swallow it back down without them noticing.

Matt: hey, what happened with that guy last night you guys were really hitting it off?
Finn: oh yeah I took him home but I was so drunk I gave him a sloppy Karen but he didn’t notice so it was all good.

by Fboi April 26, 2020

the karen card

a "card" used almost exclusively by enforcement figures (typically a fandom wiki admin or a discord server moderator) as an excuse to not bring a superior into a situation and to dodge potential punishments, people who use this card usually don't know the exact definition of a karen, nor what qualifies someone to be a karen

moderator: !ban @user being a karen
other user: you're fr gonna play the karen card?! I'm gonna contact an admin regarding this!
admin: *clicks moderator's name* *removes role*

by Mr. Mage 750 August 21, 2020

True Karen

Not to be confused with the typical ‘Karen’ this lady is well dressed, considerate, calm and a lover of pugs. Her loyalty to her family is off the charts!

“Hey Nelly I need to be a True Karen and go hunt down my daughter who has escaped her tent! Grab your wine and leopard print scarf, shits about to get real!!”

by NellyKelly30 October 17, 2021

Keyboard Karen

A person who stalks the comment section on social media platforms and harassess anyone with an opinion that could be perceived as different from their own. They are often entitled and speak down to others with a prominent self righteous attitude. When cornered in an argument, they may resort to accusations of bigotry or assume the role of victim.

I commented on a joke last night and a Keyboard Karen spent 2 hours trying to make me feel like a terrible person!

by Just Ignore Them December 17, 2021

Karen Lite

Karen Lite is when your mom acts like a Karen at some times, but does not at other times. She does not drink wine but she wants to talk to your manager.

Man, my mom is Such a Karen Lite.

by He!10 May 12, 2020

Target karen

the Karen who pulls out in the middle of the entrance to the large Target parking lot. There's enough room for one car to both be entering and exiting, but not for Karen. You see, it's hard for Karen to see through her sunglasses at 5pm, and her hydrocodone is just kicking in at this time, so don't try and enter the parking lot, just wait the two minutes it takes for her to get annoyed, shoot you that look, and drive her nice little minivan out of the way.

I was trying to go to Target, and I was about to enter the parking lot, when this Target Karen moves her minivan in the middle of the entrance

by ThatGuy3742 March 4, 2021

Karen capacity

the amount of people that can safely inhabit the same space simultaneously before someone calls the cops

i have to exit the premises as the spot I am at has reached its karen capacity and the cops are here

by imnotgivingmynametosomemachine May 2, 2020